About Me

My name is Howard Spoon. I’m a dentist. I do very well for myself and my family, but I’m fed up with my sterile, mundane life. I’m divorcing my wife, selling my dental practice, and moving to Santa Fe to marry a rich widow. Santa Fe is overrun with rich widows.

I read it in one of the magazines in my office.

It all starts with My Grandiose Plan

Howard Spoon, D.D.S.

Howard Spoon, D.D.S.